We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Tales From the Asterian Crevasse Castle: A Christmas Calamity

by Eli Wheeler & The Eli Wheeler Band & Friends

supported by
Justin Starr
Justin Starr thumbnail
Justin Starr This album changed my life Favorite track: Jingle Bell Rocks.
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The collectors box set is the ultimate gift for any Eli Wheeler & the Eli Wheeler Band & Friends fan in your life!

    Included in the box set -
    -A high quality CD pressing of the full album!
    -A signed poster of the album by the cast!
    -20+ minutes of unheard in-studio banter, alternate takes and unreleased tracks!
    - Audio Blooper Reel
    -Special Alternative Album Art
    - A physical copy of the script used to record lines!

    *** To keep costs low this album will not be shipped. Those who order can pick-up in person at Elon University upon request!***

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tales From the Asterian Crevasse Castle: A Christmas Calamity via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 1 day
    edition of 10  7 remaining
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD or more 

     

1.
2.
Gold's Fool 05:03
My name is Gibli Oh Gibli and I'm employed in the service of The Old Prospector- He's a cold man, pickaxe in hand. But I do as I'm told splitting rock and panning gold while I dream of the life beyond the mines I was a dancer and I used to dance for kings then I fell upon hard times the only work was in the mines oh what a failure me and the prospector so I'm tunneling through iron while my heart is ever mired and I dream of the life beyond the mines
3.
Pour Champagne canvases and pallets color and shape snow and mountains I came here from Paris here to paint my final piece Deep in the valley I can feel darkness unleashed A cubist man Angled hands paint lines for trees A snow white land whole secrets, unreleased My magnum opus the likes of which you've never seen Losing focus to things I feel but can't believe
4.
Well the Evergreen Lounge is a nice old place Got a lot of nice people with some ugly faces The Evergreen Lounge is nice this time of year Oh the Evergreen Lounge will make you scream & shout got a lot of nice people who are short and stout The Evergreen Lounge will spread some Christmas cheer Well The Evergreen Lounge come and sit down its the best bar this side of the mountain come on down and drink your troubles away oh The Evergreen Lounge is a mystery its the best damn bar you've ever seen The Evergreen Lounge come on and hear the (unintelligible) Well the Evergreen Lounge is a nice old place Got a lot of nice people with some ugly faces The Evergreen Lounge is nice this time of year So come on in sit right down Drink you a pint its to have a good time the Evergreen Lounge will treat you riigeeyoohae Oh the evergreen, evergreen, Evergreen Lounge is here for you to get your job The Evergreen Lounge'll send you right out of town It'll send you to hell and bring you right back The Evergreen Lounge will give you a heart attack So drink your juice and sit on your ass down
5.
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rocks Ornaments under the Earth Minerals, sediments - a million years old and your stockings all filled with gold Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rocks candies and trinkets no way stalagmites and stalactites magma and shale I live out my Christmas fairytale It's the right time for some salt brine To ROCK the night away Jingle Bell time is a swell time to strip mine an entire mountain and take all the surrounding communities resources awayyyyy Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rocks I only need fossils for friends They tell me the stories that humans cannot Thats the jingle bell Rocks!
6.
7.
8.
Silent Night 01:11
Gang vocals by all.
9.
10.
So this is it My final waltz I’ve brought down the house Or should I say the cave They said “break a leg” Well I’ve broken them both They said “Gibli, you’ll do grand” Then I broke my neck So this it it My very last act I’d say until next time But I shan’t be back I’ve danced my last number The curtain is falling I’d chasse forever But Heaven is calling
11.
12.
13.
Rockin' Around the Krampus Cave Oh Christmas has been saved Krampus is dead and Gibli is too His memory will quickly fade Rockin' Around the Krampus Cave Filled with Yuletide cheer Singing our song, collecting some rocks wishing Ramsworth wasn't here We will get a sentimental feeling cause we're here We're so close to the earths crust that we are filled with fear Rockin' Around the Krampus Cave Santa Claus we hope you're well Give all of the children lots of toys We're on the threshold of hell Rockin' Around the Krampus Cave Running out of oxygen See ya next year as we raise from our graves To save Christmas once again!

about

A holiday themed audio drama/ musical written and recorded in just two days! We hope it brings you as much to joy to listen as it did to make it!

credits

released December 18, 2020

Narrated by Eli Wheeler

Brendan Steuart - Ernest Whitetower / Krampus, guitar, piano/keys
Eli Wheeler - Ramsworth, guitar, piano
Justin Starr - Olivier L’amour, guitar, Reface CS, sleigh bells
Kevin Wilson - piano/keys, saxophone, glockenspiel, organ
Sam Ellingsworth - The Old Prospector, Drums, sleigh bells, glockenspiel
Andrew High - Gibli, guitar, harpsichord
Dan Conley - Piano

Vocals by all!
Written & Recorded by All

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Eli Wheeler & the Eli Wheeler Band Elon, North Carolina

Jam band located in the heart of the piedmont.

Eli - Guitar, Vox
Brendan - Drums
Kevin - Saxophone
Ayo - Bass

contact / help

Contact Eli Wheeler & the Eli Wheeler Band

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Tales From the Asterian Crevasse Castle: A Christmas Calamity, you may also like: